False Profits
Shipping
Last updated: October 2026
This page explains where we ship, our rates, processing times, and how preorders work.
Where we ship
We currently ship to the contiguous United States (the 48 states). Alaska, Hawaii, and international destinations are not available at this time.
Shipping rates
Flat-rate shipping is $8.00 per order, charged once at checkout regardless of how many items are in your order. Orders of $99 or more ship free, but only for orders that do not contain print-on-demand (POD) items. POD orders always pay the $8 flat rate because Tapstitch fulfillment has its own shipping cost. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Processing and delivery estimates
Processing time is the time it takes us or our production partner to prepare your order before it ships. Delivery time is the carrier transit time after that. The estimates below are processing times only; delivery depends on the carrier and your location. In-stock items (fulfilled by False Profits): 1–3 business days processing. Print-on-demand items (produced by Tapstitch): 9–14 business days processing. Preorder items: 14–20 business days processing, on or before the estimated shipping window shown on the product page.
Separate packages
Items fulfilled by False Profits and items produced by Tapstitch may arrive in separate packages with separate tracking numbers. In-stock and preorder items are not mixed either — everything ships separately, so an order with both will arrive in multiple packages. You are charged $8 shipping once per order, even when your order ships in multiple packages.
Preorders
Preorder items are charged at the time of purchase and ship on or before the estimated shipping window shown on the product page, at checkout, and in your order-confirmation email. Most of our products are sold after inventory arrives; specific drops may be offered as preorders. If a preorder is delayed beyond the estimated window, we will notify you by email. You may request a refund for a preorder that has not yet shipped by contacting us at falseprofitsclothing@gmail.com with your order number. Refunds for preorders are issued in accordance with applicable law.
Damaged or lost packages
If your package arrives damaged or is lost in transit, contact us within 7 days of delivery (or the expected delivery date for lost packages) with photos of the item, packaging, and shipping label where applicable. Lost packages are treated the same as damaged ones. See our Returns & Exchanges policy for the full process.
How to reach us
Questions about shipping? Contact us through the Contact page or at falseprofitsclothing@gmail.com with your order number.